A Little Fun
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006Bob goes to see his supervisor at the millwork shop. “Hey boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow. My wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage. You know, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short handed, Bob,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks boss,” says Bob. “I knew I could count on you!”
One night a wife saw her husband standing over the baby’s crib.
She stood watching him silently, he looked down with mixed emotions, disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, and skepticism.
She slipped her arm around him, “Penny for your thoughts?” she whispered.
“It’s amazing, how can they make a crib like that for $49.99?”
A young boy around seven years old got separated from his father at a large woodworking show, remembering what his parents had told him to do in such a situation he approached a security guard and reported that he had lost his dad.
“What’s he like,” the security guard inquired?
“Mom says beer and women,” the boy replied.