Mid-Week Funnies
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006An old timer is looking at tools at the local building supply store and picks up a hammer. “They don’t make these like they used to,” he tells the salesman. “I’ve had the same one for over fifty years. Just had to replace the handle six times and the head twice.”
Buford walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Buford said, “Shingles.” So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, “Shingles.” So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, “Shingles.” So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, “Shingles.” The doctor said, “Where?” Buford said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want ‘em?”